Truck nuts illegal? They are now in Idaho

[testerdahl]

An Idaho law has expanded a state’s statute to criminalize items resembling genitalia such as “truck nuts.” This makes truck nuts illegal. This new law took effect immediately under an emergency clause to expand the state’s indecent exposure statute to criminalize the public display of breasts, including the aforementioned truck nuts. No way, truck nuts illegal? Truck nuts, a vehicle vanity accessory resembling a dangling male scrotum, that some owners attach to their trucks below the receiver hitch as a joke. That joke, apparently, goes to far. What the heck? How did truck nuts become targeting by law to be […] (read full article...)

 

[Fightnfire]

Swing low... sweet truck nutz,
Hangin’ proud from my four-by-four,
Swing low... sweet truck nutz,
Now the law says “no more decor.”

They said, “Son, that ain’t too polite,”
Though they shimmer in the morning sun,
Guess Idaho don’t want the sight...
Of steel cojones on a one ton.

Cruisin’ into Coeur d'Alene,
With my chrome pair swingin’ free,
Got a ticket that explained:
“No low-hangin’ anatomy!”

Swing low... sweet truck nutz,
Them dangles can’t be shown today,
Swing low... sweet truck nutz,
Now it’s fines if they swing your way.

Oh, they once swayed proud and bold,
Like a bull who just struck gold,
Now I’m missin’ my moldy olde—
Nuts gone cold on a rig that's sold.

Swing low... sweet truck nutz,
Let 'em clank on in memory,
Swing low... sweet truck nutz,
Gone but not forgotten, yee-dee-dee!

 

[chaseydog]

Felony truck nutz

 

[Dusdaddy]

An Idaho law has expanded a state’s statute to criminalize items resembling genitalia such as “truck nuts.” This makes truck nuts illegal. This new law took effect immediately under an emergency clause to expand the state’s indecent exposure statute to criminalize the public display of breasts, including the aforementioned truck nuts. No way, truck nuts illegal? Truck nuts, a vehicle vanity accessory resembling a dangling male scrotum, that some owners attach to their trucks below the receiver hitch as a joke. That joke, apparently, goes to far. What the heck? How did truck nuts become targeting by law to be […] (read full article...)

Well, ain't that just a kick in the balls....